Sexy Goldbluming
When you ask someone, “What’s the most memorable scene from Jurassic Park?” they’ll say, “When the raptors are in the kitchen,” or “When the T-Rex attacks the jeep.”  But if you ask me and my friend Natalie, the answer is “When it stops being a dinosaur movie, and turns into a romance novel starring Jeff Goldblum’s nipples.”  It is in tribute to this—one of the weirdest and most under-appreciated moments in film history—that today we decided to start SexyGoldbluming.  So, friend, go outside right now, splay out in this seductive pose, and for God’s sake open up your buttondown. SexyGoldblum. 

When you ask someone, “What’s the most memorable scene from Jurassic Park?” they’ll say, “When the raptors are in the kitchen,” or “When the T-Rex attacks the jeep.”  But if you ask me and my friend Natalie, the answer is “When it stops being a dinosaur movie, and turns into a romance novel starring Jeff Goldblum’s nipples.”  It is in tribute to this—one of the weirdest and most under-appreciated moments in film history—that today we decided to start SexyGoldbluming. 

So, friend, go outside right now, splay out in this seductive pose, and for God’s sake open up your buttondown. SexyGoldblum. 

Posted 1 year ago
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    OOPS popped a boner
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    Jeff Goldbum is so hot.
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    JEFF GOLDBLUM’S NIPPLES. dead.
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    oh my god